Quotes

It was shaping up to be a tornado of diarrhea. Category five. Wayne

Brittney: What did I do to deserve this, you know? Nick: What do you think you did? Brittney: Well, lots of stuff.

The things that are inside of me, I can't say on network television. And not even in Spanish because they catch us. Raven

Mike: Luckily, I rewired my whole house three years ago, so Aja and I tag-teamed it. Aja: You know even though I was in the first dance and rehearsed for like a month, but you know, who's keeping track?

Simon: Why are we doing this? I want to be back with the drama. Brittney: Oh, believe me, you are with the drama. I need to get a pregnancy test. Simon: What? Brittney:Yeah, I missed my period, and I feel nauseous, and if I am, it's Reggie's. Simon: Okay, well, you've always been irregular. Hang on, I got your clue app synced on my phone. Oh my God you're two months late!

Never before have I started a show knowing so clearly that we were f**ked. Nick

Earl Jr: Personally, I like that they took some license with the music. I would take Whitney Houston over Tchaikovsky any day. Earl Sr.: The Bodyguard. Now that was a good movie. They should do that for season two.

Zack: Twitter is having Gabbygasms!Henry: I love her.

It's great, I feel like randomly hugging people!Nick

Nick: If those dancers can walk out on a pitch-black stage and make something gorgeous, why can't we give us a shot? Monica: That's a bold speech. Question, are you drunk? Nick: Yes, yes. I'm drunk. I'm drunk on inspiration!

Reggie: What's wrong with this guy? Allan: He's a bowtie guy.

Justin: So, just before Simon and I went on stage, I told him I was going to bang every guy in Paris. Nick: Wow, and what did he say?Simon: That's fine. I'll take North and South America. He can have Europe. Allan: That's a lot of people.