QDB: 50 Random Quotes

(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover

(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;(

[Fustard] I just walked out into the living room today

[Fustard] and my mom just randomly went

[Fustard] 'the dog has been masturbating too much, ive never seen it that big'

I see.

dude

stop with the punctuation

Why?

because its like putting a rainbow cowboy sticker on your car bumper

we had geekporn.com like, years ago

we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any hot geeks

AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it?

bbozie: if you washed your dick you would realize that it was only dirt...no dick

jedi kite.. that'd be a bad ass game

yeah

HAHA

fly kites in a park with other jedi.. try to light saber the other guys string

oh.. i thought i was gonna be about jedi jews

stealing nickels and shit

that'd be jedi kike you idjit

ah.. thats right

get your derrogatory slurs straight

man, every time i think someone in here cant get any dumber boozie steps up

What's *really* not funny is the nasty metal-on-oh-so-sensitive-metal sound my hard drive makes when I try and access anything in the last 2 gig.... oh dear....

one time i pee'd on the mcdonalds restroom floor

but it was a "statement"

<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up

<[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"

<[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."

I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though, because He had eaten my predecessor alive.

THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"

you cant trust those Micks

I mean I don't want to be too mean

but there are levels of acceptable IRC stupidity

ontariom the phone is for you

OntarioM is ~Ontario@CPE************.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com * Toronto Man

OntarioM on #toronto #phonesex #masturbation

Coincidence?

Ignitor: you have to be on malt liquor to fully appreciate it. To the average american negro, slightly buzzed on malt liquor and dazed by the media stimulus of sports and bigscreen TV.. The phone, and the ability to communicate, even in the typical monosyllables of the subculture, is a complete novelty. Thus, the "wazzup" commercial represents the wonder and happiness that a group of young negroes finds in using the technology

i wear my pants backwards is that so the zipper is easier for your lover? yes

I was talking with a friend of mine yesterday and he made an interesting comment, he said "It's easier to get laid in a college dorm than in a Thai brothel", I wish I'd stayed in school.

I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what

hit enter

there is no enter button

on your keyboard

<`Syntax> iListen to pink floyd: wall.modify(numBricks++);

(Mr_Moppy) I got me some great head last night

(Mr_Moppy) Tired the dog out though... she's not used to such vigorous work.

if im goin to fuck a dog, hell yea im not telling it to anyone

someone has a life long grudge against me

Hunter` : yeah, thats probably god

you ever notice that you dont sneeze when you pee?

i actually sneezed while peeing just the other day

and i was thinking about how people say that

Rivorus/ well did you BLOW your ASSHOLE OUT?

the pee went all over my roommate's face

I mean the toilet seat.

* Rivorus coughs

...

whats with all the netsplits?

J0 MAMA

o_O

SHE'S SO FAT SHE SPLIT THE FREAKING INTERNET IN HALF

AHAAHAHAHAHHAH

The first time you ever meet a chick, you have to slap her, just back hand the girl as hard as you can, like that, you'll never worry about that chick telling you "You never treat me the was you used too".

Got that?

what if she likes getting smacked around

Even better

what?

i'm curious

so are homosexuals

:(

haha

( LiNKz )  I need to grab a good copy of Win2k server

( SpiritMaster )  my friend had it but during installation it scared him so he installed win me again

i'm gonna install icq and look for some hoez

hoez dont even know what irc is

only in other countries do females use it

ICQ, not IRC

ahh it might help if i read things

i heard it helps

hmm here is a random question... can you be taken to court if you are 15, and you used your friends picture in a funny way on a website, yet they got offended?

Spike from Buffy is my ideal man!

he's the male version of Cher

only with less penis and more makeup

I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too humid

Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can walk around naked like people in Africa..

Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite that well-endowed

Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you think you are...

<@somegrrl> i'm 14

<@Blaxthos> somegrrl:  will you come help me find my puppy ?

oximoron of the day "Microsoft To Teach Undergrads About Secure Computing"

if you wrap your heat sink in tissue paper it will last longer

yeah I know!

haw

I just tried that anFIRE FIRE OMG

Theres a special girl in the office that i got a thing for.

Yeah? Who? Is she nice ?

She's called clare, i want to fuck her up the arse so that i can tell the bitch who's boss.

go for it man!

Yeah, just gotta make sure she doesnt fuck my arse first!

Whoa, she a man man ?

Not any more, think it may of been a dodgy sex-op gone wrong.

Dont want to know...

sigh, i gotta go find my alcholic truck again, bbl

oh yeah she didn't come home with you last night?

negative